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• Homer: I guess it wouldn't do any good to run 'cause you're a mail-lady and you know my name and address and everything, huh?
  Postal Worker: That's right. Homer: Well.. I'm still going to run....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello? Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
  Who may I say is speaking to me? Forema...
• Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
  Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....
• Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
  All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• Homer: Oh, it's a dream come true, boy. I can -- nay I must -- eat everything I've always wanted.
  Now come on, every second I'm out of bed I'm burning precious calories....
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
  Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...