Homer: One For "Honk", Please. Ticketeer: Oh. Gee, Uh, Just A Minute.

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Homer: One for "Honk", please.
Ticketeer: Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute. I have to check with the
[to manager] That overweight guy wants to see the movie.
Manager: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid our facilities are
not equipped to meet your needs.
Homer: What are you talking about?
Manager: What I'm saying, sir, is that a man of your carriage couldn't
possibly fit in our seats.
Homer: I can sit in the aisle.
Manager: I'm afraid that would violate the fire code.
Bystander: Hey, Fatty! I've got a movie for ya: "A Fridge Too Far"!
-- Low fat-jokes, "King-Size Homer"