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• Save gas...Travel by modem.
• Save paper...... send it by modem.
• Save gas, don't eat beans.
• Save gas, don't use the shell.
• Give a hoot, don't pollute--commute
• Arnie: Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute.
  Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets....
• When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!
  and pull the starter knob. -- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual...