Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!

Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another
day at work!
Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic
elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the
soy sauce.
Homer: I need a miracle. [Maggie squeezes off some Play-Doh and shapes
it into a donut, handing it to Homer.]
Homer: Aw, honey, that looks just like a real donut.
Bart: [goading] Dad...its says its non-toxic.
Homer: [eating it] Well, that's a plus.
[Eats it and weighs himself again. Just over 300 lbs.]
Woo woohoohahoo!, I did it!
Bart: Uh, Dad, towel rack.
[Homer removes his blubber from it. Scale reads 315.]
Homer: [gurgles with delight] oh my.
-- With room to spare, "King-Size Homer"