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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
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  Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself....
• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
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• A pig on a mountain sees more than a wise man with a bag over his head.
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• Carl: You new? Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
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