Burns: One, two, three, four. Up, down, three, four.
[Homer sweats, gasps, and stammers.]
Carl: This new exercise program is great.
Lenny: Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a workout, especially my
big fat mouth.
Homer: Yeah, especially your big fat...oh wait.
Burns: Raise your right huck, aerate.
Raise you left huck, aerate.
I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!
-- Burns waxes poetic, "King-Size Homer"
[Homer sweats, gasps, and stammers.]
Carl: This new exercise program is great.
Lenny: Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a workout, especially my
big fat mouth.
Homer: Yeah, especially your big fat...oh wait.
Burns: Raise your right huck, aerate.
Raise you left huck, aerate.
I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!
-- Burns waxes poetic, "King-Size Homer"
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I can do anything I want. Burns: Is that so... - Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support,
honey. Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer:... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him;
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Burns... - Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on?
Smithers:
Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize... - Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Homer... - Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs.
Burns:
Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh... - Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to
provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they...
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- Marge: Homer, what's wrong?
Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll]
That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad... - And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these
meddling kids.
Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets... - Lovejoy: Oh, that was lovely, Robert. You other cons could benefit
from his example.
[Inmates mutter angrily] Bob: Really, Reverend... - Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do?
Bart:
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