Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days. If
I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you a hug.
-- Bart to Homer as they near death,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you a hug.
-- Bart to Homer as they near death,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
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