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• Bart: Oh, man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
  Bum: You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it....
• Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done
  I've made my bed, and ow I've got to weasel out of it....
• Bart: [groans] Oh, my head. Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
  Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really?...
• Ned: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret!
  A special celebrity dad has been arranged for you....
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days.
  If I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you a hug....
• Moe: {When I say, "Put your beer on a coaster," I mean it!
  } Hans: {You call that a knife? This is a knife! [pulls a huge blade from his cane] [It's too heavy for him to hold up] [weakly] Ooh, down I go....
• Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?
  } Bart: {You knowdely-know it, Neddy.} Ned: {Okily dokily....
• Bart: All I've got to do is take this uniform back after school.
  Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campe...