Bart: Help, Lisa! Help!
Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!
Bart: Wait a minute...if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!
Lisa: I'm not asleep, I'm justing resting my ey -- uh oh. Aah!
[gets grabbed by Willy, who continues sinking into the sand]
Goodbye, Bart.
Bart: Goodbye, Lis. Hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay
awake for fifteen minutes!
-- Bart, closet Buddhist, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!
Bart: Wait a minute...if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!
Lisa: I'm not asleep, I'm justing resting my ey -- uh oh. Aah!
[gets grabbed by Willy, who continues sinking into the sand]
Goodbye, Bart.
Bart: Goodbye, Lis. Hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay
awake for fifteen minutes!
-- Bart, closet Buddhist, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Related:
- Announcer: There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim.
Its name: medium-term convertible debentures... - Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back
to my normal dreams:
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Bart! Don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall
asleep,
we could [weakly] die! Abe: Ehh, welcome to my world... - Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the... - Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee.
[SLH does so]
Good catch,
boy! SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks... - Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble... - Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was,
it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared... - Lisa: I still don't understand why you get to stay home and watch mom
work.
Bart: Because I've always been an advocate of women...
