Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh.
[sees that it's Lard Lad]
Heh heh. If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um...
Flanders has it. Just smash open his house.
[shut door; the sound of giant footsteps recedes]
He came to life. Good for him!
[Smash! Crumble! Tinkle!]
[giant footsteps approach; the doorbell rings]
[Homer opens the door]
Ned: [running away] Help me, Lord!
Homer: I told you! Flanders has it. Or Moe. Go kill Moe!
Marge: [arriving home in the car] Homer, just give him the donut! Once
he has it, that will be the end of all this horror.
Homer: Well...OK. If it'll end horror.
-- Cogent arguments, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
[sees that it's Lard Lad]
Heh heh. If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um...
Flanders has it. Just smash open his house.
[shut door; the sound of giant footsteps recedes]
He came to life. Good for him!
[Smash! Crumble! Tinkle!]
[giant footsteps approach; the doorbell rings]
[Homer opens the door]
Ned: [running away] Help me, Lord!
Homer: I told you! Flanders has it. Or Moe. Go kill Moe!
Marge: [arriving home in the car] Homer, just give him the donut! Once
he has it, that will be the end of all this horror.
Homer: Well...OK. If it'll end horror.
-- Cogent arguments, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Related:
- Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut
of yours .
um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house. (Closing... - Lisa: [jubilant] It worked! They're all dead.
Bart:
Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there. [everyone... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Homer... - Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut.
[The devil appears,
looking like Flanders] Flanders: Heh heh, that can... - Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut,
he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to... - Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna... - Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and
there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding...
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- Krabappel: Hi, Bart.
Bart: [startled, he drops his glass] Uh,
Mrs. K! Hey, it's Saturday; you're powers... - Barney: Wanna go to the prom with me?
Girl: Good God,
no! Barney: Well-put. -- Negative feedback, "The... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing,
otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. -- Advertisement... - Burns: [clears throat] I'm pleased to dedicate this remote work
terminal;
it will allow our safety inspector here to perform...
