Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in.
Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin.
Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap.
Homer: Quiet, boy. I have a feeling some bad stuff is going to go down.
Marge: [To Maggie] This is where the wolf blows down the pigs house.
Bart: [Sarcastically] He blows all right, he blows big time.
Marge: That's it honey, get into the spirit.
-- Marge, characteristically, misinterprets slang,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin.
Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap.
Homer: Quiet, boy. I have a feeling some bad stuff is going to go down.
Marge: [To Maggie] This is where the wolf blows down the pigs house.
Bart: [Sarcastically] He blows all right, he blows big time.
Marge: That's it honey, get into the spirit.
-- Marge, characteristically, misinterprets slang,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
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