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• Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it.
  But I know who can....
• Grampa: [Whiny] Are we there yet? Homer: No. Grampa
  Are we there yet? Homer: No. Grampa: Are we there yet?...
• creen shows "Tuesday"] Homer: Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.
  Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Tony: [clearing his throat] Greetings, Homer. Home
  Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia? [walks away] Tony...
• Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
  Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...
• Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
  Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
• Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
  One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
• Homer: I'm here to see Mr. Ormand. Woman: Of course.
  Right this way. [in the living room is held Ormand's funerals] Home...