Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing,

Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved
to the Springfield Coliseum.
Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper.
Owner: Oh, so you're Bart Simpson, eh? Well, since my breakfast burrito
is congealing rapidly, I will be blunt: you're too late. I sold
your soul last night.
[Bart looks worried]
Yes, yes: I found a buyer right away for _that_ item.
Bart: Who?
Owner: I am not at liberty to divulge the party, but they were most
interested in having possession of Little Boy's soul.
[Bart bangs his head]
Um, excuse me: no banging your head on the display case, please.
It contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a
friend to commit suicide. Thank you. [eats burrito]
-- Too bad that friend wasn't Rex Morgan M.D.,
"Bart Sells His Soul"