Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American
cooking.
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"?
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Mmm, nah. I want something that says people can have a nice
relaxing time.
Homer: [pounds fist] I got it! "Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker"!
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Hey! How about, "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"?
Barney: I hate it.
[outside, a truck horn honks]
Moe: Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here. Heh heh, I got it used from
the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in forty seconds.
Homer: Forty seconds? But I want it now!
-- Brainstorming, "Bart Sells His Soul"
cooking.
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"?
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Mmm, nah. I want something that says people can have a nice
relaxing time.
Homer: [pounds fist] I got it! "Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker"!
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Hey! How about, "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"?
Barney: I hate it.
[outside, a truck horn honks]
Moe: Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here. Heh heh, I got it used from
the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in forty seconds.
Homer: Forty seconds? But I want it now!
-- Brainstorming, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Related:
- Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney:
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers... - Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe:
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
crazy crap on the walls, then come on down... - Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am!
Uncle Moe -
thank you, ma'am! This'll be a treat: ... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer...
From the same category:
- Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge: Well... - Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Bart... - Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant.
We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which... - Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running
all day long!
Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die,... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe...
