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• BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
  [flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...
• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
• As I said to the man with acromegaly, "Why the long face?" -- Steve Alle
• Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
  Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
  Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse....
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
  Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
• Lisa: $250? But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy.
  Owner: He's dead? Well why didn't you say so? [changes price to $...
• Physical fitness is in. I recently had a physical fit myself. -- Steve Alle