Lisa: Bart, How Come You're Not Sick? Bart: Eh, I Gave My Oysters To The Cat.

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Lisa: Bart, how come you're not sick?
Bart: Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat. [points to an ill-feeling
Hey, why'd you eat 'em? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Lisa: I didn't. I just wanted to leave.
-- Making a graceful exit, "Grade School Confidential"