BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach", but then I
spent all my money on my $1,500 a day habit.
[flashback]
I'd like another Fabrege egg, please?
Man: Sir, don't you think you've had enough?
BG: I'll tell you when I've had enough!
[back to the present]
Lisa: When was the last time you worked?
BG: In '86 when I did I guest shot on the Cosby Show.
[flashback]
Cosby: Hey, kids! Meet Grampa Murphy.
Child: We have three grampas already!
Cosby: This one's a great jazz musician.
Child: Oh, they _all_ are.
Cosby: Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which
gives them the brain damage. With their hippin', and the
hoppin', and the bippin', and the boppin', so they don't know
what the jazz...is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello
Pudding Pop -- no, actually, it's more like Kodak film -- no,
actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it'll be around forever, heh
heh heh.
-- New commercial lows, "'Round Springfield"
spent all my money on my $1,500 a day habit.
[flashback]
I'd like another Fabrege egg, please?
Man: Sir, don't you think you've had enough?
BG: I'll tell you when I've had enough!
[back to the present]
Lisa: When was the last time you worked?
BG: In '86 when I did I guest shot on the Cosby Show.
[flashback]
Cosby: Hey, kids! Meet Grampa Murphy.
Child: We have three grampas already!
Cosby: This one's a great jazz musician.
Child: Oh, they _all_ are.
Cosby: Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which
gives them the brain damage. With their hippin', and the
hoppin', and the bippin', and the boppin', so they don't know
what the jazz...is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello
Pudding Pop -- no, actually, it's more like Kodak film -- no,
actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it'll be around forever, heh
heh heh.
-- New commercial lows, "'Round Springfield"
Related:
- BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor
I've had.
Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really... - Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy!
BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to... - BG: So, you all set for your recital?
Lisa: I sure am!
Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth... - BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
[flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album]
Lisa:
[gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When... - Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up?
Lovejoy: Well,
Lisa, we've waited an hour. [clears his throat, reads]... - Lisa: Wow, you've had some career, although the moral seems to be that a
lifetime of jazz leaves you sad and lonely.
BG: Well, before you came to visit, I would have agreed... - Lisa: I don't want you to go.
BG: Sorry, but I have to.
Goodbye. Lisa: [sobbing] Goodbye... [BG disappears...
From the same category:
- Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread.
Man:
Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase... - Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser.
It's being one of those guys who sits in a... - Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine... - Mr. Van Houten: Tonight, we'll push the twin beds together.
and I found something for Milhouse... - Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon...
