BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach

BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach", but then I
spent all my money on my $1,500 a day habit.
[flashback]
I'd like another Fabrege egg, please?
Man: Sir, don't you think you've had enough?
BG: I'll tell you when I've had enough!
[back to the present]
Lisa: When was the last time you worked?
BG: In '86 when I did I guest shot on the Cosby Show.
[flashback]
Cosby: Hey, kids! Meet Grampa Murphy.
Child: We have three grampas already!
Cosby: This one's a great jazz musician.
Child: Oh, they _all_ are.
Cosby: Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which
gives them the brain damage. With their hippin', and the
hoppin', and the bippin', and the boppin', so they don't know
what the jazz...is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello
Pudding Pop -- no, actually, it's more like Kodak film -- no,
actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it'll be around forever, heh
heh heh.
-- New commercial lows, "'Round Springfield"