Lisa: Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall, I'll give
you a call.
Jay: And if you ever want to visit _my_ show --
Bart: Nah, we're not going to be doing that.
Marge: Well, Jay, I hope you tell your New York friends that people in
small towns aren't quite as dumb as they think.
Homer: Marge, look! This has spring snakes inside but the suckers will
think it's beer nuts. [laughs] Mmm...beer nuts.
[opens jar; spring snakes fly out] Aah! D'oh!
-- Not _all_ people, that is, "A Star is Burns"
you a call.
Jay: And if you ever want to visit _my_ show --
Bart: Nah, we're not going to be doing that.
Marge: Well, Jay, I hope you tell your New York friends that people in
small towns aren't quite as dumb as they think.
Homer: Marge, look! This has spring snakes inside but the suckers will
think it's beer nuts. [laughs] Mmm...beer nuts.
[opens jar; spring snakes fly out] Aah! D'oh!
-- Not _all_ people, that is, "A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of
Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film
festival.
[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Patty: OK, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
Selma: So tell us:
who's gay? Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more... - Announcer: Coming up next, "The Flintstones" meet "The Jetsons".
Bart: Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover...
