Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the
Groin" had a football in the groin.
Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
Homer: Wow. I'll never drink another beer.
Man: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take ten.
-- "Never" meaning "right away", "A Star is Burns"
Groin" had a football in the groin.
Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
Homer: Wow. I'll never drink another beer.
Man: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take ten.
-- "Never" meaning "right away", "A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote
for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even... - Marge: Well, it was a lovely festival. The best movie won,
and Mr. Burns found there are some awards... - Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Here, I brought some imported generic beer.
-- Barney brings a gift,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - Homer: {Mmmmm, Gummi Beers.} [eats one] Hey, Barney,
I think you've had enough. Barney: [lying on... - Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes,
Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled...
