Marge: It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is
tutoring?
Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla
combat in Shelbyville.
Marge: Well, do you have a number where we can reach him?
Lisa: No, Mom, Bart and some kids ran off to wage war on Shelbyville!
Marge: [gasps] Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and
joined a violence gang!
-- As opposed to a gang for peace and love,
"Lemon of Troy"
tutoring?
Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla
combat in Shelbyville.
Marge: Well, do you have a number where we can reach him?
Lisa: No, Mom, Bart and some kids ran off to wage war on Shelbyville!
Marge: [gasps] Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and
joined a violence gang!
-- As opposed to a gang for peace and love,
"Lemon of Troy"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up... - Marge: {Where are you going, Bart?}
Bart: {Mom, you won't believe this,
but something you said the other day really... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Homer... - Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love
with my mother.
Homer: Well I'm opposed to the whole thing. Damn opposed... - Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister,
Bart? Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her... - Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be
ashamed of my father's job.
Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles...
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- Homer serves drinks to bowlers]
Homer: [voice-over] I was in heaven.
If horseracing is the sport of kings, then... - Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from
boarding school,
will read the same passage I just read. I ... - Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt... - Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal... - Lisa: [jubilant] It worked! They're all dead.
Bart:
Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there. [everyone...
