Wiggum: All right, settle, people. People, settle. People! Ward and
Van Zuylen, stake out Donut Land: when they fry up a fresh
batch, call it in. Keneally and Earhart, back 'em up.
Fitz and Garcia, it's your turn to sleep in.
[they remove their caps and don nightcaps]
And Simpson, seeing how this is your first day, you're
inexperienced and vulnerable. Your beat is Junkyville and
Bumtown.
-- The first-day assignments,
"The Springfield Connection"
Van Zuylen, stake out Donut Land: when they fry up a fresh
batch, call it in. Keneally and Earhart, back 'em up.
Fitz and Garcia, it's your turn to sleep in.
[they remove their caps and don nightcaps]
And Simpson, seeing how this is your first day, you're
inexperienced and vulnerable. Your beat is Junkyville and
Bumtown.
-- The first-day assignments,
"The Springfield Connection"
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