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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
  [Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
• Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
  who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• Smithers: Oh...could I have shot Mr. Burns in a drunken rage?
  No, no, not me. I know in my heart I -- [reaches into trenchcoat inside pocket] [gasps] A gun!...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Lisa: Anyway, my point is, the evidence isn't as concrete as it seems.
  Like those fingerprints: they could have gotten on the gun some other way....