Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an
inflammatory T-shirt slogan. No, no, now don't try to
remember what that slogan was! To ensure that this frenzied
dance of destruction is never repeated, I have decided
starting Monday, all students will be required to wear
uniforms.
Everyone: [gasps] Uniforms?!
[Bart winces and ducks as paper and a shoe are thrown at him]
[Lunch Lady Doris puts "Spanish Flea" on]
Doris: Say hello to our little genius, Martin, who looks even smarter
in this vest and short-pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main
Street.
Or, how about little Lisa Simpson? She'll have no reason to
play the blues in this snappy ensemble topped of with a saucy
French beret that seems to scream, [French accent] "Silence!"
[people throw paper and a shoe at her]
{[a guy walks in the back door with boxes on a trolley]}
Skinner: {All right, pick your size: extra small or extra large. We've
got both. No pushing, now! I've -- what?
[Doris whispers in his ear] Oh. I've just been informed
we've run out of extra large.}
-- Springfield Elementary tries to go Catholic,
"Team Homer"
inflammatory T-shirt slogan. No, no, now don't try to
remember what that slogan was! To ensure that this frenzied
dance of destruction is never repeated, I have decided
starting Monday, all students will be required to wear
uniforms.
Everyone: [gasps] Uniforms?!
[Bart winces and ducks as paper and a shoe are thrown at him]
[Lunch Lady Doris puts "Spanish Flea" on]
Doris: Say hello to our little genius, Martin, who looks even smarter
in this vest and short-pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main
Street.
Or, how about little Lisa Simpson? She'll have no reason to
play the blues in this snappy ensemble topped of with a saucy
French beret that seems to scream, [French accent] "Silence!"
[people throw paper and a shoe at her]
{[a guy walks in the back door with boxes on a trolley]}
Skinner: {All right, pick your size: extra small or extra large. We've
got both. No pushing, now! I've -- what?
[Doris whispers in his ear] Oh. I've just been informed
we've run out of extra large.}
-- Springfield Elementary tries to go Catholic,
"Team Homer"
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- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here.
[serves Bart,
who eats, and walks away] Lisa: Bart, does it strike... - Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting
money back into the school.
You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - Bart: Wow! Look at all the colors, man!
Lisa: Red,
green, yellow, orange! I remember all of these. Milhouse... - Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Skinner: Ah, these uniforms are godsend. Horseplay is down 40%,
youthful exuberance has been cut in half, high spirits... - Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and
faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and... - Skinner: So: we meet again, Mad Magazine.
Bart: How do you know it's from Mad?
Skinner: [walking to his window] The year was 1968...
