Marge: Bart, Lisa, what are you two doing home so early?
Bart: Great news, Mom!
Lisa: Horrible news, Mom!
Bart: The school's on strike, maybe forever! [gasps] Oh, overload,
pleasure overload...[kisses SLH, runs off]
Lisa: Luckily I've prepared for this, so I'm not too worried.
[opens up "Strike Preparedness Kit", turns on tape recorder]
Hoover: [on tape] Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking. Is that
gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?
Lisa: Oh, yeah. Phew!
-- Drastic measures, "The PTA Disbands"
Bart: Great news, Mom!
Lisa: Horrible news, Mom!
Bart: The school's on strike, maybe forever! [gasps] Oh, overload,
pleasure overload...[kisses SLH, runs off]
Lisa: Luckily I've prepared for this, so I'm not too worried.
[opens up "Strike Preparedness Kit", turns on tape recorder]
Hoover: [on tape] Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking. Is that
gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?
Lisa: Oh, yeah. Phew!
-- Drastic measures, "The PTA Disbands"
Related:
- Lisa: I think she likes my present better.
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Bart:
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Uh, I think I got your lunch.
[holds up note:
"I am very proud of you, Love, Mom"] Lisa: Oh yeah... - Bart: [on phone] Hi Mom! Oh, that's great news about Lisa.
Well, listen, I better get back to work. [hangs... - Marge: What's going on?
Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this
afternoon,
so I took the precaution of recording it. Marge: What... - Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early
too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get... - Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Homer: Marge, could you get me another beer, please.
Marge: Just a second, Homer. Lisa has some good news...
