Marge: Bart, Lisa, What Are You Two Doing Home So Early?

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Marge: Bart, Lisa, what are you two doing home so early?
Bart: Great news, Mom!
Lisa: Horrible news, Mom!
Bart: The school's on strike, maybe forever! [gasps] Oh, overload,
pleasure overload...[kisses SLH, runs off]
Lisa: Luckily I've prepared for this, so I'm not too worried.
[opens up "Strike Preparedness Kit", turns on tape recorder]
Hoover: [on tape] Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking. Is that
gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?
Lisa: Oh, yeah. Phew!
-- Drastic measures, "The PTA Disbands"