Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids. Who's going to have a big
enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?
Burns: [chuckling] And I know the little fellows will love romping
around my many acres, chasing my many cars, drinking from my
many toilets...
Homer: Who wouldn't?
Lisa: [whispering] Mom, don't give the puppies to him, he'll be mean
to them.
Marge: Hmm...she's right, Homer. There's something about his face I
don't trust.
[Burns laughs evilly to himself]
Homer: Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but...you can't have these dogs.
[cringes] Am I fired?
Burns: Hmm? Oh, of course not. They're your pets, you can do as you
wish. Good day, everyone.
[he starts to walk off with Smithers]
Marge: My, he certainly took that well.
Homer: A little too well, if you ask me. I'm sure he's plotting some
brilliant scheme to get those puppies.
[Burns piles them into a sack while the family's backs are
turned]
Burns: There you go...there you go...you go, too.
Smithers: Honestly, Sir, you just don't put the effort into your schemes
that you used to.
-- Burns, lazy in his old age,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids. Who's going to have a big
enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?
Burns: [chuckling] And I know the little fellows will love romping
around my many acres, chasing my many cars, drinking from my
many toilets...
Homer: Who wouldn't?
Lisa: [whispering] Mom, don't give the puppies to him, he'll be mean
to them.
Marge: Hmm...she's right, Homer. There's something about his face I
don't trust.
[Burns laughs evilly to himself]
Homer: Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but...you can't have these dogs.
[cringes] Am I fired?
Burns: Hmm? Oh, of course not. They're your pets, you can do as you
wish. Good day, everyone.
[he starts to walk off with Smithers]
Marge: My, he certainly took that well.
Homer: A little too well, if you ask me. I'm sure he's plotting some
brilliant scheme to get those puppies.
[Burns piles them into a sack while the family's backs are
turned]
Burns: There you go...there you go...you go, too.
Smithers: Honestly, Sir, you just don't put the effort into your schemes
that you used to.
-- Burns, lazy in his old age,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Burns takes the puppies out of a bath]
Burns: There you are.
there you go, little fellow...and you. [one... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators...
