Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this --
Bart: Rudiger.
Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger --
Marge: His name is Bart.
Brad: [snaps] His name isn't important! What's important here is that
this lad has fully developed ego integrity with well-defined
boundaries.
Bart: [snoring noises]
[Audience laughs]
-- Bart, everyone's obnoxious inner child,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Bart: Rudiger.
Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger --
Marge: His name is Bart.
Brad: [snaps] His name isn't important! What's important here is that
this lad has fully developed ego integrity with well-defined
boundaries.
Bart: [snoring noises]
[Audience laughs]
-- Bart, everyone's obnoxious inner child,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking
about!
Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance... - Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air
tonight.
You are all going to start _living_, really ... - Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind... - Brad: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious
eating disorder,
and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure ... - Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it:
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities... - Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to
pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother... - Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in
"impr-you-vement".
Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And... - Brad: Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?
Bart: [snorts] Earth to boring guy. [Audience... - Edna: [reading] "The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo
Marconi." Who can tell me what his first message was?
Bart: Uh -- Milhouse: I want-a change-a my name-a!...
