Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.

Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers...who is he?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G,
but I don't think --
Burns: I want this Simpson fellow to perform comedy at my party. I
must harness his fractured take on modern life.
Smithers: Fine, sir. I'll get him started on some snappy Sinbad-esque
material.
-- Better than Diceman, anyway, "Rosebud"

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