Brad: Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?
Bart: [snorts] Earth to boring guy.
[Audience howls with laughter]
Brad: [laughs] That means "no", huh? I'm not so old-fashioned.
-- Grace under pressure, "Bart's Inner Child"
Bart: [snorts] Earth to boring guy.
[Audience howls with laughter]
Brad: [laughs] That means "no", huh? I'm not so old-fashioned.
-- Grace under pressure, "Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it:
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities... - Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air
tonight.
You are all going to start _living_, really ... - Brad: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious
eating disorder,
and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure ... - Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here,
this, this -- Bart: Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And... - Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick... - Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in
"impr-you-vement".
Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And... - Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to
pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother... - Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or... - Brad: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you.
Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!...
