Homer: Ooh la la!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
Lisa: [abashed] Thanks.
Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the
best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you
learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been
proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it
all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and
taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and
I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you
--
Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See? You're still helping me.
-- The joy of children, "Lisa's Wedding"
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
Lisa: [abashed] Thanks.
Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the
best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you
learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been
proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it
all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and
taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and
I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you
--
Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See? You're still helping me.
-- The joy of children, "Lisa's Wedding"
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Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us...
