Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help
videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid". Well, now
I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health. That's
right, it's the Brad Goodman [squints at cue cards] something-or-
other...
-- Troy McClure introduces "Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat",
"Bart's Inner Child"
videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid". Well, now
I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health. That's
right, it's the Brad Goodman [squints at cue cards] something-or-
other...
-- Troy McClure introduces "Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat",
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and... - I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show,... - Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public
service videos as "Designated Drivers:
The Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms... - Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional
videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave,
And Save!" -- "Marge Gets a... - Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as
`Cry,
Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today... - Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or... - McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human
soul?
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may ... - I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as
"Buck Henderson,
Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile... - Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such
educational films as "Lead Paint,
Delicious But Deadly" and "Here Comes the Metric System...
