Doris: Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
Homer: Can I have some?
Doris: Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde
English.
Homer: Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on
suckling pig this noon.
Doris: Whatever.
-- Homer, linguist, "Lisa's Wedding"
Homer: Can I have some?
Doris: Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde
English.
Homer: Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on
suckling pig this noon.
Doris: Whatever.
-- Homer, linguist, "Lisa's Wedding"
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mother.
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in it?
Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe... - Come on in!:
Doris... - Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an
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Homer, "I Love... - I knew Doris Day before she was a
Virgin... - Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty... - Homer: Oh, I've eaten eight different meats. I am a true renaissance
man!
[takes a huge bite] Lisa: I'll go to the first aid...
