Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
Nelson: [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt...
[they walk away]
Lisa: {Bart, I am so proud of you. You've showed a sensitive side of
yourself that can never be erased. From this day forward, we
are kindred spirits. [kisses him, walks off]}
Bart: {Why'd she just leave me here when I clearly need medical
attention?}
-- Ah, the mysteries of life,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Nelson: [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt...
[they walk away]
Lisa: {Bart, I am so proud of you. You've showed a sensitive side of
yourself that can never be erased. From this day forward, we
are kindred spirits. [kisses him, walks off]}
Bart: {Why'd she just leave me here when I clearly need medical
attention?}
-- Ah, the mysteries of life,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jimbo: {[weeping] I haven't been moved like this since "The Joy Luck
Club".}
[Bart does a final leap;
everyone oohs] Bart: [thinking] They love me; I'm... - Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath?
Lisa: No,
not really. Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again?
Bart:
He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's... - Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of
a man.
[opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh]... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me
dizzy.
Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little... - Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?}
Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ...
From the same category:
- Lisa: You can't afford this. How can you afford this?
Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother... - Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless,
and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin... - Marge: Then the prince and the princess...[yawn] got married and lived
happily ever after.
Bart: Then what happened? Marge: Uh...they had thirty... - Homer: ... and the entire steel mill was gay.
Moe:
Where you been, Homer? The entire steel *industry*...
