Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will.
[laughs heartily, then less so, then sighs]
What can we do for you?
Conover: Well, it's too late to merely pay back the money, but as a sign
of good faith to our Australian friends, we'd like to imprison
Bart for five years.
Homer: [thinks briefly] That's tough but fair. Boy, go with the man.
Marge: [holds Bart to her] No, no, no! No! I'm not going to have my
son go to jail over some silly tiff with Australia. You'll
just have to find some other country to have relations with.
Conover: You're sure, now? The prison train is sailing.
[Marge hugs Bart tighter]
OK, I'm not hearing a lot of support for prison.
-- "Bart vs. Australia"
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will.
[laughs heartily, then less so, then sighs]
What can we do for you?
Conover: Well, it's too late to merely pay back the money, but as a sign
of good faith to our Australian friends, we'd like to imprison
Bart for five years.
Homer: [thinks briefly] That's tough but fair. Boy, go with the man.
Marge: [holds Bart to her] No, no, no! No! I'm not going to have my
son go to jail over some silly tiff with Australia. You'll
just have to find some other country to have relations with.
Conover: You're sure, now? The prison train is sailing.
[Marge hugs Bart tighter]
OK, I'm not hearing a lot of support for prison.
-- "Bart vs. Australia"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit
some fraud in Orlando,
Florida? Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover... - Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow
both nations to save face.
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makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a... - Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant
boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection...
