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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Bart: Oh, hey! That's Mom. She's happy again! [runs to the yard] [perturbed] You guys made a snowman family?
  Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a living snow mirror....
• Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....
• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
• Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
  Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...