Lisa: No, no, they're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking
undead! Nosferatu! Das Wampyr!
[Family looks blankly]
[exasperated] A vampire!
Homer: Heh, heh. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves,
gremlins, and eskimos.
-- That's "inuit" to you, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
undead! Nosferatu! Das Wampyr!
[Family looks blankly]
[exasperated] A vampire!
Homer: Heh, heh. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves,
gremlins, and eskimos.
-- That's "inuit" to you, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have... - Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody... - Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now,
let's go back to that ... building ... thingee ...... - Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut.
[The devil appears,
looking like Flanders] Flanders: Heh heh, that can... - Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba --
Lisa: Please,
Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp. Bart: Gna-gna-gna... - Lisa: Bart, what's wrong?
Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery
death.
Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse... - Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
Homer: Shush,
dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing... - Homer: [walking into empty kitchen] Hey, where is everybody?
[giant Lisa peeps through window, rips roof off house]...
From the same category:
- Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those... - Come on, cantaloup!
-- Milhouse, the unknown gambler,
"Homer's... - Girl: Aloha! Would you like a free sample?
Homer:
The price is right! [stuffs them furiously into his... - Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot... - Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
Bart: [cocky] Triangle. Teacher: Very good, Bart! ...
