Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge.
Marge: I love you too, Homey.
Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced. I hope
things stay exactly like this forever.
Marge: Mm hmm.
["Seconds later" scene shows lots of little Homer sperm bumping
their heads and going "D'oh! D'oh!"]
[one breaks through the egg and goes "Woo hoo!"]
[scene switch to present day, Homer swimming like a sperm]
Marge: Did you have to be so graphic?
Homer: It's OK, Marge: they pave the way for this kind of filth in
school.
-- Homer gives sex-ed lessons, "And Maggie Makes Three"
Marge: I love you too, Homey.
Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced. I hope
things stay exactly like this forever.
Marge: Mm hmm.
["Seconds later" scene shows lots of little Homer sperm bumping
their heads and going "D'oh! D'oh!"]
[one breaks through the egg and goes "Woo hoo!"]
[scene switch to present day, Homer swimming like a sperm]
Marge: Did you have to be so graphic?
Homer: It's OK, Marge: they pave the way for this kind of filth in
school.
-- Homer gives sex-ed lessons, "And Maggie Makes Three"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed... - Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Marge: Homey, I --
Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord,
the gods have been good to me and I am thankful... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
[pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose... - Homer: Oh, one thing I'm good at and I can't do it any more.
Marge: Homey, you're good at lots of things. Homer...
