Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is
-- and it's me.
Marge: You're not a god, Homer.
Lisa: Remember Dad, "All glory is fleeting."
Homer: So?
Lisa: "Beware the Ides of March."
Homer: No!
Lisa: Dad, I know you think you're happy now, but it's not going to
last forever.
Homer: Everything lasts forever.
Lisa: Don't you see? Getting what you want all the time will
ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
Homer: Remove the girl...
Lisa: Dad, you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackeys
around to carry out your every --
[Bart covers her mouth, drags her away, then salutes]
-- Bart, Homer's lackey?, "Homer the Great"
-- and it's me.
Marge: You're not a god, Homer.
Lisa: Remember Dad, "All glory is fleeting."
Homer: So?
Lisa: "Beware the Ides of March."
Homer: No!
Lisa: Dad, I know you think you're happy now, but it's not going to
last forever.
Homer: Everything lasts forever.
Lisa: Don't you see? Getting what you want all the time will
ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
Homer: Remove the girl...
Lisa: Dad, you're not with your Stonecutters now. There are no lackeys
around to carry out your every --
[Bart covers her mouth, drags her away, then salutes]
-- Bart, Homer's lackey?, "Homer the Great"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us... - Homer: Ooh la la!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great,
sweetheart. Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
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There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member... - Homer: Where do you think you're going?
Lisa: To the game.
Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on...
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Bart:
Cartoons have writers? -- I thought it was just a... - Ms.K: I'm sure this is a little scary for you, dear.
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Troy:
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[gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my...
