Homer: Jealous?
Lenny: Well...no, we've got the same chair.
Homer: [smug] You're jealous.
Lenny: Your membership pack. [hands it to him]
Homer: [pulls out a decal] What's this?
Lenny: You put that sticker on your car so you won't get any tickets.
And this other one keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet
while they're working on you.
Carl: Oh, and don't bother calling 911 any more...here's the _real_
number. [hands him a card with "912"]
Homer: Ooh!
-- 912 ain't no joke, "Homer the Great"
Lenny: Well...no, we've got the same chair.
Homer: [smug] You're jealous.
Lenny: Your membership pack. [hands it to him]
Homer: [pulls out a decal] What's this?
Lenny: You put that sticker on your car so you won't get any tickets.
And this other one keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet
while they're working on you.
Carl: Oh, and don't bother calling 911 any more...here's the _real_
number. [hands him a card with "912"]
Homer: Ooh!
-- 912 ain't no joke, "Homer the Great"
Related:
- Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble
here now that your wife's a cop?
Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one... - Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number
Fourteen,
I'm Number Twelve. Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous]... - Burns: Could you explain your model, young man?
Grimes:
[from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Carl: You new?
Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm... - Homer: Stonecutters, eh? How do I join?
Lenny: There are only two ways to gain membership:
be the son of a Stonecutter -- Homer: Next?... - Number One: Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society's
1500th anniversary,
and in honor of this momentous occasion... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't...
From the same category:
- Tony: I am thrilled you decided to let your boy continue to work here.
Homer: You know, if you need a hat-check girl, I've... - DNA guy: Ooh, nice eyelash. Yours?
Wiggum: No. We need to find out who it belonged to.
We want a DNA test. DNA guy: Ooh, ooh, ee... - Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh. Bart: If it helps, I believe... - Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son?
Homer: Yes,
sir, I do. Burns: And is he a constant disappointment... - Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more...
