Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the
secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated
and my head be plucked of all but three hairs --
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
Number One: Everyone takes the same oath. Welcome to the club, Number
908. You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters
who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance
that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's
all get drunk and play ping pong!
Everyone: Yay!
Moe: 'Cause he's already kind of heavy, you know, and --
-- Moe, who's never been on safari, "Homer the Great"
secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated
and my head be plucked of all but three hairs --
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
Number One: Everyone takes the same oath. Welcome to the club, Number
908. You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters
who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance
that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's
all get drunk and play ping pong!
Everyone: Yay!
Moe: 'Cause he's already kind of heavy, you know, and --
-- Moe, who's never been on safari, "Homer the Great"
Related:
- Carl: Let the initiation begin.
Number One: All Stonecutters must take the Leap of Faith.
If you survive this five-story plunge,... - Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration
of our beloved sacred parchment,
you are hereby banished from the stonecutters... - Number One: We might as well face the truth: as long as we're
Stonecutters,
he will control our lives. Moe: Maybe...but... - Homer: You were right, Lisa: I've never felt so spiritually
fulfilled.
And with my brothers the Stonecutters behind me, ... - Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off
their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino,
I think it's time we started our own neighborhood... - Homer: Uh...I'm out.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal,
um...Sampler. [three six ten jack king]... - Number One: Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society's
1500th anniversary,
and in honor of this momentous occasion... - Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going... - Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]...
