Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night?
Homer: [dreamy] Yeah...that Mindy seems real nice.
Lenny: Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break.
Carl: Yeah. You usually just take the box of donuts into the bathroom.
Homer: [pause] Mindy has a motorcycle.
-- Ah, middle-aged love, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night?
Homer: [dreamy] Yeah...that Mindy seems real nice.
Lenny: Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break.
Carl: Yeah. You usually just take the box of donuts into the bathroom.
Homer: [pause] Mindy has a motorcycle.
-- Ah, middle-aged love, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
- Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker,
Mindy Simmons. I think she has a degree... - Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
[weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we... - Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" ... - Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make
us cheeseburgers.
Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, ... - Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little... - Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us
into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation... - Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about... - Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird,
strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil... - Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married
Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air]...
