Homer: [looking at Kama Sutra] Hey Marge! This guy looks like Apu.
Marge: Shh. I don't want people to see us looking at these books.
[Bart and Lisa walk up]
Bart: Hi, guys. Whatcha lookin' at?
[Homer and Marge fumble books]
Marge: Um...I'm just reading up on -- ["Tanks of the Third Reich"] --
artillery.
Homer: Yes, and I'm pursuing my interest in -- ["Mapplethorpe"] -- aah!
-- At the book store, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Marge: Shh. I don't want people to see us looking at these books.
[Bart and Lisa walk up]
Bart: Hi, guys. Whatcha lookin' at?
[Homer and Marge fumble books]
Marge: Um...I'm just reading up on -- ["Tanks of the Third Reich"] --
artillery.
Homer: Yes, and I'm pursuing my interest in -- ["Mapplethorpe"] -- aah!
-- At the book store, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
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Marge:
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