Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe: [outside] Let us through!
Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!
Marge: Oh, _really_?
Moe: Come on, let us through, you vultures!
Homer: Oh, Marge, it's a miracle.
Moe: How can you judge this man without talking to the people who
know him best? _We_ got the real dirt on Homer Simpson, and the
bidding starts at ten G's!
Man 1: I bid ten G's!
Man 2: Ten-five G's!
-- Homer's true materialistic friends, "Homer Bad Man"
Moe: [outside] Let us through!
Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!
Marge: Oh, _really_?
Moe: Come on, let us through, you vultures!
Homer: Oh, Marge, it's a miracle.
Moe: How can you judge this man without talking to the people who
know him best? _We_ got the real dirt on Homer Simpson, and the
bidding starts at ten G's!
Man 1: I bid ten G's!
Man 2: Ten-five G's!
-- Homer's true materialistic friends, "Homer Bad Man"
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uh... Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow... - Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved
man in Springfield.
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe:
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Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can
calm your fears.
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