Lisa: I _have_ to join the team or I'll get an F that will haunt me
for the rest of my life.
[in the future, Lisa is being sworn in]
Man: I now pronounce you President of these United --
Reporter: Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President Elect
got an F in second grade gym class!
[crows gasps; Lisa is handcuffed]
Man: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster
Island. [to Lisa] Don't worry, it's just a name.
[Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters]
Lisa: He said it was just a name!
Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
-- Lisa's future, "Lisa on Ice"
for the rest of my life.
[in the future, Lisa is being sworn in]
Man: I now pronounce you President of these United --
Reporter: Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President Elect
got an F in second grade gym class!
[crows gasps; Lisa is handcuffed]
Man: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster
Island. [to Lisa] Don't worry, it's just a name.
[Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters]
Lisa: He said it was just a name!
Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
-- Lisa's future, "Lisa on Ice"
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Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?... - Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy!
BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
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someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade.... - Burns: You! That troublemaking girl!
Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem.... - Bart: [Musically.] You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!... - Lisa: Bart, just get outta here.
Bart: Hey: it's a free country.
_You_ get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Ba... - Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson
whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore.... - Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study.
Ba
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
