Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child
Marge: Uh huh.
Ruth: Well, to even things up, I kind of stole his car.
Marge: Didn't you realize all you had to do was report him to the
Ruth: Marge, you're the level-headed friend I never had.
-- Small consolation, "Marge on the Lam"