Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child
support?
Marge: Uh huh.
Ruth: Well, to even things up, I kind of stole his car.
Marge: Didn't you realize all you had to do was report him to the
police?
Ruth: Marge, you're the level-headed friend I never had.
-- Small consolation, "Marge on the Lam"
Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child
support?
Marge: Uh huh.
Ruth: Well, to even things up, I kind of stole his car.
Marge: Didn't you realize all you had to do was report him to the
police?
Ruth: Marge, you're the level-headed friend I never had.
-- Small consolation, "Marge on the Lam"
Related:
- Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on
child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_... - Ruth: [sighs] I envy you and Homer.
Marge: Thank you.
[realizing] Why? Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband... - Marge: I don't want to be a wet blanket, but maybe you should give
yourself up.
Ruth: Marge, it's a matter of principle. I just can't... - Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge: Well... - Marge: What was it you wanted to show me?
Ruth: This.
[pulls a gun] Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer... - Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge!
Marge: Homer?
Homer:
Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband... - Marge: [uncertain] Well, goodbye.
Ruth: I'm...sorry about all this.
But you gotta admit, we _did_ have some fun...
From the same category:
- My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes]... - Moe: Oh, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy.
From the day they're born to the day they die... - Wiggum: Let me assure all you smokers out there that there is <no>
shortage of cigarettes.
Reporter: [shouts] How do we know that? Wiggum: Um... - Forbes called it the blunder of the century. A bit overblown,
don't you think? What about New Coke? -- Herb, talking... - Bart: Hey, Lis. Check out _my_ science project. [rubs a balloon over
his head,
then touches Lisa with a spark of static electricity]...
