Wiggum: Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm!

Wiggum: Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm!
Homer: Oh my God! They're going to drive right into it just to teach
us men a lesson. And it's all my fault!
-- A heavy burden, "Marge on the Lam"

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