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• Homer: There...better than new! [puts final panel on toaste
  inside lights blink] Now to take her for a test toast....
• The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
• Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror V
• Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.
  Mr. Peabody: Correction, Homer, you're the second....
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II...
• Homer: No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.
  Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Treehouse of Horror V...
• Homer: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos!
  -- "Treehouse of Horror V...
• Homer chops through door] Homer: Heeeere's Johnny!
  [camera pulls back to reveal empty room] D'oh!...
• Homer: [shocked] Barney, not you too?! Barney: I'm not a Zombie, but hey, when in Rome.
  .. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...