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• Lisa: Bart, we did it! Now we get to keep our house and you get to go back to the fourth grade.
  Bart: Oh, tomorrow we were going to find out who the dish ran away with....
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
  [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
• Homer: We're going to lose our house and end up living under a bridge like common trolls.
  Lisa: I don't think Bob won that election legally....
• Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
  Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. [the judge shrugs] Bob...
• This wedding is spinning out of control. Can we really afford it?
  I've already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison....
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
  Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie comics....