Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby,
1%. And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error.
-- The election results, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
1%. And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error.
-- The election results, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
- Man: [carrying large stack of paper] Here you go: the results of last
month's mayor election.
All 48000 voters and who each one of them voted... - Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart.
Bart:
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby... - Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink,
[a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a... - scene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out
immediately]
Voice:
Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor... - Barlow: Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby Quagmire,
you ask, oh reasonable listener? Because this... - Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
[everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen... - Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. ... - Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could
not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean... - Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of
here in Springfield:
one, the bats in the public library -- [scene...
