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• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him" -- Stupid country song titles #12
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
  One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
• I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?
  I have washed my feet; must I soil them again? When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]....
• I blinked, therefore I ran.
• He ran for the curb, but I bagged him before he made it.
• Your karma just ran over my dogma.
• Your cart just ran over my dogma.