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• A recent study suggests that people who are left-handed are more likely to succeed in business than are right-handed people.
  Researchers studied photographs of 1,000 prominent business executives and found that 21 percent of these executives wrote with their left hand....
• All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand.
  "All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand." -- Dennis Owe...
• The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
  This means that only left handed people are in their right mind....
• All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands. -- Saint Patrick
• All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands.
  -- Saint Patrick...